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Heavy Metal

It's shit.
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It's barely better than rap and emo.
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It's for GOTH fucktards with no taste in music.It's just an excuse to play Halloween dressup 365 days a year and scream and yell stupid bullshit lyrics which have abosultely no point to them and if they did you'd never know it anyways because you can't understand them anyways as they are either screamed in a shrill voice or grunted like a constipated,demon-possessed cookie monster!Doesn't matter anyways though because the lyrics are fucktarded to the core.Just some shit about evil darkness satanism and paganism and maybe some bestiality or necrophelia action.It's the gayest form of music ever invented.It is so gay,lol.
Heavy Metal is the most pointless shit aside from rap and emo that's ever been conceived of.It's for D&D nerds and neo-pagans/satanists and homos in general.Oh my goth it'sth tho goth!
by precious emo faggots October 2, 2005
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heavy-metal

total fail at music

made by tone-deaf,teeny-bopper, pre-pubers who like to suck the farts and maggots from a dead dog's asshole
that sonic equivalent of shit that you are hearing, that my friends is heavy-metal
by i give you a poop moustache March 17, 2008
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hair metal

Man, they sucked, but they sure had HAIR!
by Boob Titson June 30, 2003
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death metal

Fast, heavy metal. But what the fuck is with everyone just mentioning Cannibal Corpse? Come on... what about Darkthrone, Burzum, Behemoth, Gorgoroth. What about the band that made death metal famous Mayhem? Old Man's Child and Children of Bodom? emporer and immortal and celtic frost and BATHORY. at the gates, arch enemy
by cromlech August 19, 2004
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heavy metal

The music that only a frustrated nerd can listen to.It's all about demonic screams,nightmares,something that any normal man wouldn't like to think about,all on a deafening electronic guitar background.There are many heavy metal bands that some people think that it's worth to listen to it,like Metallica,Deftones,Chop Suey and many more.That's what heavy metal fans think it is real music,because as I said before,they're frustrated that the most of the people listen to pop music and they obviously can't accept the situation and calls them 'losers'.
It is said that if heavy metal is not too much for your ears,you have a devil inside you.
by gabriel327 September 27, 2011
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Slam Metal

Metal that's slamming your eardrums
by Bigoof505 April 16, 2019
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heavy metal

Rap or rock...hmmm rap is the best kind of music you ppl might say that rappers only talk on a beat..no they stick 2 the flow ok for all the haterz here ok heres a little test ok?get limewire or anything get a good song any artist will do and get the lyrics and try too rap it out..it doesint matter what song you chose..slow..fast..just do the test its not talking
rap is better than rock and all that punk shit..lemme get this straight k rock and all the metal is good too but instead of lisening 2 a rap song for like 2 minutes spend a lil time lisening 2 it..of course every kind of music,theres always gonna b a bad beat or bad lyrics..seriously stop saying rap crap and shit like that cuz its really not..dont only lisen 2 heavy metal
by XleX September 21, 2005
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