Noah

A guy with a huge cock.

Person 1 “Man Noah you really has a huge cock”
Noah “ I know all the bitches I know love it”

by NoahtherealOG May 28, 2022

noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

Noah

Someone named Noah can be a kind and loving friend but thinks the whole world revolves around him. If he likes a girl and he confesses and she says no then he'll keep on telling her even though she said no. And he will mimic the person she likes. He thinks he has the worst problems in the world and thinks girl with blonde hair are automatically sluts

Noah: I like you. Like I love you
Girl: Sorry I don't feel the same way. You'll always be my best friend though.
Girls Bf: *has speaking disorder*
Noah: An den I say wha you say aah
Girl: Wtf Noah he has a disability why are you mimicking him!!
Noah: Jeez its just a joke

by YeetusToDaFeetus April 19, 2020

Noah

A Cracker...

We Wanted To go to the game, But Tim was acting Like a Noah.

by 2004kid September 5, 2018

Noah

He is the best bf you could ever have , He might be dirty minded but he is the funniest person in the world. He is nice and ofcourse hot . He is an amazing person overall.

(1 girl) I’m taking Noah from you so back off

(2 girl) You leave he’s Mine!

by Lailah Hdz December 10, 2019

Noah

Noah is an opp. Don’t trust him. Whenever u meet a Noah make sure to tell him to run his pockets and make sure you kick him into next yeat

everyone: Noah is an opp

Noah: yeah❤️

by Hhdjekfikdf August 29, 2020

Noah

Has a massive cock the biggest u will ever see and he gets so many girls cause he is the sexiest person ever

Girl “Omg noah has a massive cock”

by Lenggg boy November 24, 2021