A male, usually age 40 - 50, who is extremely frail, obsessed with tennis, listens to Whitney Houston, and enjoys being penetrated anally. Most often, a James Stone will try his hardest to appear straight and be "one of the guys". However, this is just an act, as a James Stone can usually be caught checking out men's asses at parties, work, or on the tennis court.
Dude, I was at this party last night, and some weirdo was wearing tennis shorts, listening to Whitney Houston on his iPod, and checking out my friend's ass. He must be a James Stone.
by Yambay September 18, 2014
by ironwolf1912 May 02, 2016
by Smartie247 May 15, 2019
A British king who lived from June 19, 1566 to March 27, 1625. Known for religious tolerance, his capable if modest leadership, and being absolutely, fabulously gay. Also oversaw the creation of the King James version of the Christian Bible, which is the most popular version of the Bible in American society, particularly amongst homophobic fundamentalists.
"Elizabeth was King: now James is Queen," an old British saying.
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
"I'm sure glad King James wrote the Bible!"
by Ed83 December 07, 2006
To be "James King'd" is a verb.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
Which includes pecking with a rather large nose and sexual harrasment.
ALSO you must be halfblack half white, have a huge nose, and have to be the creepyest kid ever.
by kaitlyn (= December 03, 2008
A genuinely nice guy, he is the kind of guy you want to see uscita signs and duomos with, drink mead with and look at doors with. However, do not stand in a que with him, he may make you take a quiz. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
by mate2019 February 09, 2019
This guy knows his stuff. He can get the sexiest bitched of all time. James usually has a massive penis and is usually mistaken for a guitar. People usually look up to James for protection. James is a god a fortnite as well, he usually throws rocks at kidz also and is not afraid to 360 impulse your nan of trump tower
by J_Van777 February 20, 2019