Happy Hour Finger

{hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.

Similar to lunch finger.

Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!

Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.

Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.

Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.

by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011

24 Hour Guy

(N) A human of the male gender that refuses to text a female at any time within 24 hours of getting her number.

"I totally pegged you for a 24 hour guys."

by Ticaticayeayea April 13, 2015

The Scaping Hour

Between the hours of 10:00pm and 3:30am, where Runescape is at its peek playing time amongst peers.

Friend 1: "Hey, APD is throwing down tonight, wanna come thru?"

Friend 2: "Nah, the party will totally interfere with the scaping hour which would result in so much XP waste..."

Friend 1: "You know what, you're totally right."

by Anthony Iaccarino August 21, 2017

Rush hour 2ing it

You both start at different ends of a sewer drainage system and once you meet at the same man hole cover you fuck eachother while your heads pop out the sewer

Derek found Christina in the sewer finally and they spent the night rush hour 2ing it.

by Cuntina June 16, 2022

Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?

Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

buffalo hour

Hyradtion period - preferably with water- in between long sessions of drinking alcohol.

We’ve been drinking at this bar for a while; I need a Buffalo Hour.

OR
I need a Buffalo Hour before we go out tonight.

by Librarychic June 14, 2018

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011