Royal Iris Gold

Thee One and Only Gorgeous Gorgeous cosmic galactic Venusian Ethereal Goddess she is a shining star in any room She can light up every room she walks she strikes as supernal stunning, God tier Gorgeous, striking Superior super star She is the ultimate biggest super star in this whole universe

Person : Look at how incredibly Mesmeric she is

Royal Iris Gold just existing exuding an expensive aura

by Mercury expert January 11, 2023

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao

by Akrysta January 12, 2023

Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero sexual attraction) person who has only been physically intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

I'm not one of those "bi" girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Fuck yes I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I will never be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao

by Akrysta January 12, 2023

gold buryer

A girlfriend/boyfriend that wants you to not spend money on her, buy genuinely doesn't

Guy 1: What did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?
Guy 2: Only something little, she wants us to save money.
Guy 1: Wow she's a real gold buryer !

by EDZER13 December 2, 2018

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.

Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit

by Denver Country Club December 11, 2018

Gold Nugget

A gold digger who has amputated arms and/or legs .

Look at that gold nugget over there.

by GreaterJeans83 October 19, 2018