douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015

Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; June 8, 2012

douche stack

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.

Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.

by spdbiz February 9, 2010

Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016

Douche-Fit

The clothing style made famous by Jon Gosselin

Look at all those rhinestones!That's what I call a Douche-Fit!

by Karmaic Justice April 22, 2010

Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 30, 2010