mad cow disease

what guys have when they don't want to or aren't willing to get rid of their ex girlfriends after already moving on to a new one.

that guy has some serious mad cow disease

by xxxYOLIxxx July 9, 2007

seven day cow

Something you milk all week.

Erin your birthday is not a seven day cow. You can't milk it all week.

by quasipseudo February 22, 2009

Milking the cash cow

Abusing the generous welfare state in Canada or the United States of America for your own personal gain.

If you have a business outside north America and you still live on welfare here in north America, you have a morality problem. Stop milking the cash cow.

by Sexydimma August 29, 2023

rhys likes cows

a man named Rhys who likes cows, also associated with English class and English presentations.

rhys: "fuck you all" *with photo of a cow*
class: *laughs*
rhys: I am dating a male cow

class: lol rhys likes cows

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 19, 2020

Cows Go Moo

A term used when a cow starts talking or chatting shit.

Samira: ew ‘person’ is such a hoe
‘Person’: COWS GO MOOOO
Samira: what? My dumb head don’t understand that.

by Muffin_lover123 December 26, 2018

COW - Cult of the Woke

The twitter and other social media mob which seeks to enforce de-facto anti-blasphemy laws against those who dispute any of the self-contradictory and contra-factual dogmas of the identity-centered left wingers emerging from humanities departments of liberal arts colleges and universities with their hierarchy of oppression and its celebration of victim-hood of "oppressed groups" and its demand that white males spend a large part of their days self-flagellating to expatiate their original sin of being white and cis-male and with straight sexual orientation.

The COW - Cult of the Woke on the one had claims to support full human rights for gays, women, and trans-sexuals, but on the other hand opposes, as "Islamophobic" any and all criticism of the traditional religion which is responsible for the greatest volume and most heinous examples of violence against those identities within areas under Islamic jurisdiction.

by Ufo4243 October 27, 2020

Little bitch cow

Associated with anyone with an obsession with chapstick

Has a wealthy mate that they use for
Money!

And aims too high when it comes to women!

Have you been out with Joe recently he is acting like a total little bitch cow

I wish Emma wasn't such a little bitch cow!

by Lewis button November 14, 2011