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close-in

Near town or near the hub of activities. This is often used by realtors advertising apartments when they refer to a 'close-in' location.
Lovely studio apartment, close-in.

We camped close-in so using mass transit makes it easy to attend all of the festival events.
by rain-lover June 7, 2016
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Closet mormon

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.
Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018
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Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.
"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.
by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020
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Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.
The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.
'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'
by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014
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Clohsasexual

Basically broken down into closet-sexual, refers to a man or woman that is married, has children, and is "in the closet" about his/her sexual feelings. Basically, a parent is a homosexual and people only assume since no confirmation has been given.
"Dude, look at that guy's flip flops. Those kids of his don't mean nothin'."
"Yeah dude, total clohsasexual."
by Ihaffa Bihgwon April 25, 2007
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closeteer

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.
by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010
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