Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Steve Allen Stoke

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.

Steve Allen Stoke, stay away.

by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023

steve der vmann

steve ist ein vmann weil er nicht in fackellicht on kommt während es ausgemacht war

- *20 Uhr so und Lust zum daddeln*
-fackellichten?
-yos
- * steve bis 23 uhr am "arbeiten"* whoops
- steve der vmann ist nicht da
- ööööööööööh

by Paprikawurst November 28, 2018

Steve

A finger puppet (raccoon) that many harrass unrentlessly and put through indescribable pain

"Me and my friend beat up steve and play tennis with him as the tennis ball"

by Albertomybeloved July 31, 2022

burple steve

minecraft steve but he’s on lean and he’s tweakin real hard

i feel like burple steve rn because im about to take my mcat

by mindcraftsteve August 16, 2024

Mad Steve

The most grimey, scummy, thing on earth.

Dude u just stole that baby's lollipop..... mad steve!

by DFIK April 15, 2010

given a steve

The act of fornicating in a food manufacturing setting, typically in front of several people.

I was given a Steve while doing my hourly rounds.

by happydontcare October 8, 2014