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the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.
Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
by basketweave332 December 11, 2019
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Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011
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Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.
Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...
by AK #23 December 30, 2011
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Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
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tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.
Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.
by Hartaka May 19, 2023
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Two Headed Nickel

A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.
He is not just a three dollar bill, because he has kids, he’s a two headed nickel.
by Zo Spinelli February 24, 2021
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Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.
Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.
by David13 February 17, 2009
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