the square

Square is slang for a person who is conventional and old-fashioned

Look at this man,he ain't cool at all, he is The square

by anxxss November 3, 2022

Popping square tires

For someones who over hostile to someones whos not a threat or putting up a fight that doesn't need to be fought.

Bro: "They trying to get me in trouble but I ain't do nothing"

You : "just go with it bro"

Bro: "nah imma do my own thing"

You: "you're popping square tires man"

by Bbbaldy November 16, 2023

Square Badge

Square badge- private security guard,mall cop. Used mostly in the NYC area.

Once Pat retired from the NYPD, he's working as a square badge on a mall in Westechester.

by Seamus603 October 18, 2025

dork squared

This is something shared between Seth and Sarah that will never fade away. It's our form of being so insanely awesome that even the geeky things we do are considered phenominal in the eyes of society. It kept our relationship together over a year and a half time span of not seeing or being able to speak to eachother. DORKS RULE!

"Sarah, you are like... a huge dork."
"Yeah. Well, so are you! We can be dorks together."
"hahahahaha ok"
"WE CAN BE DORK SQUARED!"

(that's how it started for those of you who are wondering)

by Sarah E. Scott-Salcedo December 14, 2008

Squarely

Related to a Pumpkin, having a close relation to a square

Damn, that chick is squarely.

by Squirrely Jameson November 24, 2011

Round square

A hypocrite

He is such a round square

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 23, 2022

Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024