luke

Is a massive idiot , and has psychological problem . He is a self centered a narcissistic person with anger management.

You are such a Luke.
why being a Luke.

by your a luke October 20, 2020

luke horn

horny white kid that makes males happy

luke horn cock

by ghybjvgcfdtfyguhjn June 6, 2022

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

LUKE

LUKE IS A ABSOLUTELY STUNNING HUMAN BEING. HE IS HELLA CONFIDENT, WET-LIKE WATER, BASICALLY A DEMI-GOD. I HEAR LUKES CAN BE PRETTY CUTE AND SEXY AS WELL. HE IS TALL AND A SUPER ATHLETIC. YOU CAN LOOSE YOURSELF IN HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES AND GORGEOUS LOCKS.

IS THAT LUKE THE DEMI-GOD.

by THREEZUS October 18, 2019

luke money

A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.

"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money

by JohnBryant24 June 21, 2016

Luke

They like taking your id cards, and stealing your Chromebook and searching "69, 420, and r34". They also love dragons, and want to marry them. Very weird person all together. Also, Daniel is a better name. Lukes are also weak and thin, and usually will lose in every fight. yes.

Man, luke is such a luke right now. Luke is the most luke of luke in this whole lukey luke.

by Daniel_Is_Better_Then_Luke March 30, 2022

Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019