Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.

by Mghese July 20, 2020

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021

Swamp dwellers

a term for ugly swamp dwelling monkeys in the deep swamps of Louisiana

there are swamp dwellers in that restaurant over there.

by Swamp dwellers September 1, 2021

Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.

Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.

by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019