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Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.
by Rizo9o February 26, 2024
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Salty

In your feelings; butthurt. Not necessarily mad or pissed, although that is true in some cases.
Joey was clowning on Jane and she got all salty. She can't ever take a joke.

Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.
by Msgetitright December 30, 2016
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Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).
Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.
by xarumitzu August 4, 2020
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a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
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Salty

When someone is being toxic, or a bad sport.
Jackson: Dude why you gotta be so Salty!

Ryan: Wish I knew bro!
by Allydude December 2, 2020
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Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land
by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018
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salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it
Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine
by Gwe July 31, 2022
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