A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Joey was clowning on Jane and she got all salty. She can't ever take a joke.
Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.
Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.
by Msgetitright December 30, 2016

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).
by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

by Allydude December 2, 2020

by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018

by Gwe July 31, 2022
