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my joke

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019
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Joke

Someone who creates a delusional life and past to display on a TV reality show.
The joke said he/she hopped freight trains to Kansas and back to work at age 5 to try and outdo his/her reality show competition. Really the joke was full of shit.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Joke

A cover-up word for making someone feel discomfort.
by Velvet. March 6, 2024
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National Joke Day

When someone says something SO outrageous you genuinely think it has to be part of a larger scheme
"I hate pickles"
"Is it National Joke day are you fucking serious"
by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025
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Joke

A joke is something that is meant to be funny, or for atleast one person to be able to laugh at. It can be- stupid, annoying, or just weird sometimes- depending on the joke.
Person 1: “Wanna hear a joke?”
Person 2: “Sure!”
Person 1: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “To get to the idiots house- knock knock”
Person 2: “Whos there?”
Person 1: “The chicken AHA”
Person 2: “LOLLL”
by Idkwhatithink February 5, 2022
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A joke

Kid: you never make funny jokes

Mom: your a joke and im your mom get it
by Bebga January 14, 2022
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Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023
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