Christmas Eyes

When someone with green eyes gets so high the combination of the red and green looks like Christmas colors.

Damn, the weed is so good bro got Christmas eyes.

by sxnuba June 1, 2023

Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

Christmas 2024

The Christmas where the corrupt CEO of United Healthcare was finally snapped out of existence by a wonderful man named Luigi Mangione. Best time EVERRRRR <3

Person 1: Bro, remember Christmas 2024?

Person 2: Yah man, that was the best Christmas everrrrr. Justice was finally served for all the times I was hurt and couldn't get help!

by ackerman_tyler June 17, 2025

Nashville Christmas Bomber

See "Looney Maga Bomber".

To learn more about the Nashville Christmas Bomber, see Looney Maga Bomber.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018

White Christmas

The act of doing cocaine inside a glass bowl, which creates a snowglobe-like effect.

Man last night was great, me and some whore pulled a White Christmas!

by McDonaldsSprite July 16, 2022

Christmas

A day where the kids are acting like slave owners in the 1800s to Santa who is being treated like a cotton picker this very night. It is prophesied that he will eventually tell the kids to go fuck themselves and come to all of their houses and bring some zoophiles and tell the zoophiles that those kids are dogs. With a parents they get drunk and have gay sex with each other and eventually have an entire orgy dedicated to this day. On this day you can get drunk stoned laid or all three. Fat ass whores that dress like Mrs Claus like to twerk on people's cocks and these are random people so you bet they are to serve so they decide to hit the little b**** with a crowbar and then the b**** wakes up and rapes the man and it has a bunch of crackhead babies that try to sell people drugs it's just another day for Christmas.

"Ho ho ho kids you know what go f*** yourself"
"Hello there fellow baby want some Christmas drugs"

by Rockstarjoker March 11, 2022