Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 17, 2018

World History Honors

World history honors is a class in high school that will give you a crap ton of homework and class work it will ruin you’re life and make you cry.

me: i have world history honors next semester

person: haha good luck with that

by Allyson Crater September 16, 2019

chinas history

china's history is where a bunch of blind people talk in a random word with crazy dictator who like to bomb random countries for no reason, and cant see when the smile, there dictator bum is red as a potato and as chubby as big chungus

"have you seen chinas history" "yea it really bad"

by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

chinas history

chinas history is were a bunch of old bald men screaming at each other on who should make the better bomb while kim jon un is just there being fat also, any chinese person that smiles go's blind

"have you seen chinas history" " its pretty bad"

by cocunutnack October 12, 2020

African History Month

African History Month Is an Annual Celebration Of The Achievements Of People Of African Descent And Recognition Of The Enormous Contributions Africa Has Made To The World’s Civilizations

Date: 1st March 2021 – 31st Mar 2021
Significance: African History Month unifies, celebrates Africans in Africa and people of African descent all over the world.

African History Month will rewrite the history of Africa.

by AfricaRepublic March 9, 2021

The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself

Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021

Unresolved History

The nightly, weekly, monthly relationship/situationship drama series that airs in syndication inside your brain after a break up. A furtive preoccupation for closure when there is none. The unsolved mystery of the relationship breakdown.

My “Uresolved History”of finding out the viagra that gave him the stroke was taken the day after he had sex with you leads to obsessive social media searches for validation and closure

Does Donna want to go out tonight? No, she’s stalking her exes Facebook trying to sort out their unresolved history.

by Sassiety of Foxes June 24, 2021