What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

Hate Yawn

When a person fakes yawning to get out of a conversational with a boring person.

Dude, I know you don’t like Chemistry, but did you just Hate Yawn me.

by TheSlamAnderson April 4, 2023

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

Hate Crime

A crime, usually violent, that is motivated by race, religion, disability, or sexual orientation.

Because Karen etched a homophobic slur onto my car, she will not only be charged with vandalism, but also a possible hate crime.

by Yoyo5371 April 16, 2021

Hate

It can mean two things, you strongly dislike a person or if it happens to be opposite day it means they are cool and/or swag if you roll that way. It can also be said in a jokingly manner, in the end words are a made up concept

“Dude I hate you”
“You don’t mean that”
“Yeah lol I was joking”

by scoliosis April 22, 2021

Hate

It's not that I women or children.

Hym "What I said was if the women aren't fucking me your kids lives have no value. The inflated value of their lives exists in direct relationships to your baby momma's decision to fuck you instead of me. And now you're using that statement as a starting point to say that you don't have to care about what happens to me but IN REALITY YOU ALREADY DIDN'T CARE. Past tense. There is not a single incel that you care about. And you can't spend all the time you want doing mental gymnastics to try and STOP WHETHER OR NOT MEN CARE ABOUT YOU KIDS LIVES FROM BEING CONTINGENT ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY FUCK but what you then have is breeder dictatorship incel farm were you delude yourself into believing the people you teeat as cattle aren't just going to get tired of living, murder some kids, and eject. It isn't 'hate.' I don't 'hate' kids. I actually rather like kids. I saw a video the other day of a little Scottish girl going on about the increase in the price of ice cream from the ice-cream truck. It was hilarious! But that's besides the point. You are trying to retaliate against the FACT that I don't have to give a shit about your kids to get me to.... Do what exactly? Something other than child murder? Why would I do that?"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024