Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.

Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*

by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

cooling glasses

Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.

"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Glasses Wear-er

A Faye that wears glasses <3

As an glasses wear-er I am offended.

by Hay Pugygen March 15, 2020

tappin glass

The process of renewing Craigslist ads and other postings on the internet with a smartphone and getting paid for it!

I'm sure glad I don't have to get a real job like all those other suckers

I'm just sitting here by the pool tappin glass and making cash!

by Enviromo November 20, 2017

Broke the glass

When one person is reading a repeat negative reaction as a positive one, and the negative reacting person makes it clear they don't enjoy that behavior.

Tammy really broke the glass when she told me she didn't like my dad jokes. I've been getting that same awkward smile for a year!

by colster963 March 6, 2022

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023