Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025

Park Ranger’s Breakfast

A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast

Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

Park rangers breakfast

A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.

Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.

by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025

A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

Burnside Breakfast

Blue collar workers in Burnside, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, Canada get stoned and/or wasted before going to or at work in the early morning. Booze, weed, and nicotine are their essential daily food, followed by cops, can't bars, donuts, and pop.

"Where's Bill at?"

"Oh, out back having his Burnside Breakfast"

by blorfe December 22, 2025

Dirty Breakfast

(sex move) In the morning, before you get out of bed to use the washroom or check your phone, or anything, take out our penis and perform anal sex on your partner and then as they yawn, stick your penis in their mouth.

"Don't worry about Sunday brunch, he already gave me a dirty breakfast"

by DR_HILARTY December 23, 2025

Boone County Breakfast

Cousin to an Irish Breakfast shot. The Boone County Breakfast uses Bourbon as the main ingredient.

The only thing I like more than the taste of my sistwr in the morning is a Boone County Breakfast

by MiketheMu January 4, 2026