beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

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can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022

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beat the pussy up

having really good sex

Girl: ooohh beat this pussy up, daddy
Boy: oh imma beat the pussy up real good, babygirl...

by fashionista101 May 4, 2008

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beat her cakes

The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.

Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.

DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.

by Jack Gnoff June 30, 2006

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Southern Beat-Down

Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.

My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

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