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Bloody Blumkin Mary

Eating out a female while onst her period and taking a shit!
Hey mom, I finally got a Bloody Blumkin Mary on my lunch break today.
by FluidMotionFlow July 11, 2025
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Techno-Bumpkin

A person that is technologically illiterate and makes no effort to learn more beyond their small sphere of understanding. Someone that will call on someone more knowledgeable than themselves to "just fix it"
Karen is a total Techno-Bumpkin, I'd be surprised if she even knew how to uninstall an app, she keeps calling me to fix it but can't explain what's wrong.
by Bulk like hulk November 7, 2025
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new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.
Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
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redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
by Jxrdn February 17, 2025
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B.A. Blumkin

Similar to Blumkin except performed with a member of British Airways staff whilst airbourne... ie. the classy version.
Giles finally obtained his B.A. Blumkin wings on his way to Thailand...
by FaceLikeAPlasterersRadio July 24, 2009
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