The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

A male dog
by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018

by cat lel February 16, 2024

an unpleasant or despicable person.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
by BonkFinn January 7, 2022

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
