Fruiting

Partaking in a homosexual activity. Essentially “fucking me in the ass”. Used to describe disbelief.

Are you fruiting me right now?

by Ken005 May 7, 2018

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025

Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.

I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023