I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

I have a weird fetish for small holes

Yes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks

by Notnoc January 15, 2021

Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

I am awesome

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Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com

by White Privileged January 7, 2019

Shanthi I

super sassy, normally very nice but can also be very mean unintentionally. lots of people think she is very pretty but she has hard time getting a boyfriend.

Shanthi is awesome

by daviddddlebroneeeee123 November 27, 2021

I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.

My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.

by HawksKender October 16, 2017

gorvy Verb(I think)

A misspelling of the word "groovy". Most often assosiated with making fun of Brett cause he can't fucking spell.

"Brett, why the hell did you put GORVY!"

by D>>Man May 11, 2003