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man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.
"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"
by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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The Man

One of the very first terms every actually placed onto Urban Dictionary.
As put by Funk Naz-T:
"The Man is the head of 'the establishment' put in place to 'bring us down.' Though nobody has physically seen 'the man,' he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his 'establishment' is 'keeping down.'"
by 7568ino December 2, 2023
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poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.
What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.
by maxreboband December 2, 2023
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Man Mace

When a guy cums without warning during oral, don't swallow, spit-take his cum in his eyes
I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.
by DarkestOverlord December 2, 2023
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Man

Inspiration for Batman. Michael Keaton played Man in the 1989 movie "Man". Later, Bob Kane and Bill Finger would add a pair of pointy ears to Man's head and would dub their new character "Batman".
Why is Man in the aslume, is he stupid?
by Eldeirun December 3, 2023
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Grand Wizard Man

Person 1: yo bro what's your favorite song
Person 2: I am grand wizard man born leader of the ku klux klan big sheets and pointy hats beating niggas down with a baseball bat
by TheGrandWizardManFan December 3, 2023
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