weasel mother fucker piece of shit

a weasel mother fucker piece of shit is a lying person who , on a regular basis, slips their 'ol willy into their mother, and they are pretty much worthless as well

your daddy was a weasel mother fucker piece of shit, every day he would come home with stolen food from 7-11, bone gramma, and then just sleep.

by c to the o to the r to the why? October 9, 2004

fuck shit nigger dick balls

Extreme displeasure or anger

FUCK SHIT NIGGER DICK BALLS MY COMPUTER GOT HIT WITH A SLUDGEHAMMER

by Adremalek October 20, 2008

I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

big fat ass shitting hurry

in an extreme hurry,quickly

the police arrived so the robber left in a big fat ass shitting hurry

by catlady77 April 8, 2011

shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

doof doof shit doof

the word me n derek like to use on easter and every other day.

i have nothing to say.......shit shit doof doof shit fuck doof? hell yeha

by hott carl July 7, 2004