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Gen z

They say Boomer and Zoomer a lot, they are obsessed with tiktok and like to eat doritos while watching the dream smp while blasting tiktok music to annoying there siblings
by AlbertAlbert69696 April 26, 2021
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Cleveland Z

A penis that bends twice, with the first bend being rightward, as viewed by the owner of the penis. (If the bend is to the left, the penis is referred to as a “Rhode Island Z”.)

Although certain diseases can create this outcome, the mostly likely cause is injury.
Bob’s had a Cleveland Z since he was a kid. He never should have stuck croquet balls in his underwear and gone prancing about the yard.
by Cleveland Zee May 4, 2021
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z

Congratulations, you have finally searched every letter in the English alphabet. You're probably reading this at 3am because you have nothing better to do.
A: haha i wonder what will happen if i search the letter a

A: okay cool but what about the letter b

A: c could be cool its a fun letter right

narrator: And the rabbit hole continues until this person who somehow has A as a legal name inevitably reaches Z, his final destination.

A: wait but what about the numbers

narrator: ffs
by azurean May 7, 2021
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Z

You tried to search the entire alphabet on Urban Dictionary, you must be bored.
Ex
Guy 1: WHAT?! YOU ARE A ZEBRA?!?
Guy 2: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A ZEBRA, JOSH!!
by Pinksheephunter May 7, 2021
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Z hujami, nie wygraz

- A phrase used in the Polish language when an individual faces a particular situation that causes them to give up all sense of hope because they realize that no matter what they do, they will not win.

- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”

- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”
SON: What happened dad, you look very depressed?
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
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Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.
We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.
by Rmistiff December 7, 2011
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