noah has a gf and he’s in love with her so don’t come near him because she will cut your fingers off.
person 1 “ouu imma make a move on noah”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
person 2 “i wouldn’t do that his gf will make you eat your fingers”
by lovelymonkey2890 April 27, 2024
Get the noahmug. 
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by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. by immastearyouman April 29, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Any guy names Noah is quite the silly goose. He has such a humerous personality. He’s always so funny and can woo you with his charms. Noah is nice and very sweet when he needs to be but can be a badass when the wrong hoe tries to bring him down. Not only is Noah attractive on the inside, but Noah is very very sexy on the outside. Any guy named Noah has a big penis and uses it wisely, not just on any hoes. He is so majestic in the bed, he can turn any lesbian straight with one cum shot In the v with his magic magnum. Not to mention, any Noah is a beautiful singer and is quite the crackwhore on bonwensdays 😌
by Bitch Ass Bri July 31, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Definitely not Noah November 23, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah Carey is a great person who love to eat and play video games (Minecraft and smash bros ultimate) he has Nintendo switch soon ps4 and loves memes plz love me
by Bruh sound effect 1 November 12, 2019
Get the Noah Careymug.