car and logs

I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL

#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1

#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12

car and logs

by ruiiiiwsp January 25, 2024

Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect

“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”

by sierahtonin October 22, 2025

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.

Roee definitely has the Hebrew log.

by Daddy1029384756 March 8, 2023

Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?

by Fireofury October 22, 2014

Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse

The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log

by Ralph loran October 18, 2021

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022