Seven-troll

A Seven-troll is a metalhead who is so closed minded that he / she can't accept even the slight possibility that the band Avenged Sevenfold is any good. Seven-troll's use the same illogical arguments over and over again such as that the band is not metal (They could be considered both hard rock and metal), that the drugs that The Rev was taking because of his heart problem were being used as recreational drugs (which of course, they weren't), that The Rev died from the combination of those drugs and alcohol (the drugs and alcohol alone didn't kill him, also Jimmy had a very minimal amount of the drugs in his system at the time of his death), and that the band is a bunch of “emo pussies” (which they aren't). Their main point is Avenged Sevenfold fans are a bunch of pre-teen overweight fan girls who have no taste in music. In most cases, Avenged Sevenfold fans are smart and have very diverse tastes in music. Seven-trolls enjoy being glad about The Rev's death. They also laugh at the people who continue to mourn The Rev's death (which is the entire A7X fan base and the members of Avenged Sevenfold themselves.) Most of these Seven-troll's have emo profile pictures. Seven-troll's also only listen to metal genres and they therefore have no idea what they are talking about when it comes to the hard rock genre.

Compliments of the “A7X – The Reverend Shall Neverend – A7X” fan page on Facebook.

A7X Fan: They're a good band, you just can't accept that.

Avenged Seven-troll: You're just a fat pre-teenaged girl who has no taste in music.

A7X Fan: Excuse me, I'm actually a nineteen year old man who has a VERY diverse taste in music. Thank you very much.

Avenged Seven-troll: Nope, You're still a fag.

A7X: -facepalm- You stupid Avenged Seven-troll.

Avenged Seven-troll: Fag.

by Admin ZD November 14, 2011

Poop Troll

A lumpy, impish creature that watches you while you poop with its angry frown. Known to make quite akward, if eye contact is made, uncontrollable shitting will follow until contact is broken by the troll.

"Dude!! You were in there forever!!!"

"I know... the Poop Troll got me"

by Bigcitydawg March 22, 2010

angry troll

the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.

"I bet her ass really hurts, I delivered the angry troll last night."

by M. Bridget December 20, 2007

Troll Head

A hair style resembling a troll doll. Typically frizzy in nature and sticking up in the air. Similar to bedhead, but worse. A hot mess!

Damn, girl you have a BAD case of troll head!

by laststarleft August 20, 2010

patron troll

A persons zodiac troll (in relations to homestucks)

My patron troll is Equius.

by Awkwardly December 15, 2016

Fazed Troll

A member of the online community FAZED.net, who's only purpose is to provoke other users into an argument. Typically a Fazed Troll will appear in threads that it has no business in, and ironically accuse others of being Trolls themselves.

Egojab is a Fazed Troll. He thinks he's posting relevant "facts" to support his trolling, but generally it's just an attempt to waste even more of your time.

by FazedDictionary February 21, 2011

troll DJ

1. (noun) a person who abuses aux privileges by intentionally playing inane, obnoxious, distracting, ill-fitting, or generally shitty music. The music chosen is frequently of a viral nature, though not always.

2. (verb) to be a troll of the aforementioned sort

I about lost it when Abe chose got the aux cord and just started playing different remixes of Smash Mouth's "All Star" on repeat. Such a troll DJ.

I troll all kinds of DJ.

Trolling DJ is a lifestyle. I've got my go-to playlists organized by theme

by PuffAdder420 June 3, 2018