tea baggins

A fag that things he is big shit in a game known as goal line blitz

I R Tea baggins cobra kai es good because we haz 1 silvor trophee in 13 sesonzzz

by GLB FANS March 30, 2010

non tea

Tea, which contains no actual tea! In fact, its just hot water and milk!

"My auntie drinks non tea!"
"WTF is that?!"
"It's like tea, but made without a tea bag!"

by tony's_faerie May 9, 2005

Russian Tea Party

when you pee in the back tank of a toilet, so when the next person to use it flushes, pee drains into the bowl instead of water

i gave my roommate got a Russian Tea Party, you should have seen the look on his face

by captain E July 7, 2010

Wawa Iced Tea

crack and sex liquidated and sold at a very reasonable price! but not literally, figuratively.

Man that Wawa Iced Tea is like crack and sex liquidated but it's sold at a reasonable price!

by B-hizzlet November 4, 2009

Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.

Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2014

Tea-drinkin Mothafucka

Mothafuckas like drinkin mothafuckin tea.

See also: mothafucka , tea

"Wassat you got in yo mug?"
"Tea, nigga,"
"Well then, you's a tea-drinkin mothafucka!"

by TarBB April 22, 2005

Iced tea bagging

Pronunciation: \ˈīsd\ : \ˈtē\ \ˈba-giŋ\

The insertion of one man's nut sickles or frozen nut sack into another person's mouth to promote rapid thawing.

Nanook was screwing his favorite baby seal when he developed nut sickles. After returning to the igloo he began Iced tea bagging his ol' lady to thaw out.

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009