fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Fruit Loop

A gay guys asshole

Dude 1: your fruit loop is really sweet!
Dude2: thank you, isn't it tight?
Dude 1: it will not be after I'm done with it!!!!

by actuallytotallynotgay July 21, 2016

fruit snack blunt

A pack of gushers poured into a fruit roll up and rolled like a blunt.

He hobbled the fruit snack blunt with two hands.

by Dru Taylor October 2, 2016

Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.

by Titan2014 November 3, 2016

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

fruit loop

An Australian slag term used to describe one who is a fool.

"Check out Gary over there. He's acting like a fruit loop!"

by Mitcho2001 November 27, 2016

fruit loop

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.

"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"

by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015