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Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker
“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”
by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025
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Austin

Austin
(noun)

A guy who’s always on your squad but never actually there when it counts. Known for disappearing the second you go down in Warzone — usually looting three buildings over or “rotating” for no reason while you’re bleeding out.
“Bro, where’s Austin? I need a revive!”
“He’s halfway across the map opening a supply crate. Classic Austin.”
by George Lincoln Trump November 11, 2025
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