Machine gun texting

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.

My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off

by Sinolop April 15, 2013

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John: *enters a google application*
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by Pusylicker92 February 5, 2019

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.

"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."

by alupinthat April 3, 2010

Speaker Text

When, after getting a text message, the receiver immediately shares it with everyone present.

Thanks to your speaker text, I know what your friend thinks of my tits.

I'm going to kill your friend because of what he said about my tits on Speaker text.

by Shron December 9, 2008

twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.

Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.

by J. Vinnie Cologne February 5, 2010