blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

Shower-selling

“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.

Yo Osama is the best sales guy in our team. His shower-selling skills are phenomenal dude!

by Shower-selling July 14, 2021

coffin seller

Edward 40 hands except with sidewalk slammers.

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.

I want to have sex with craig sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021

Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021

jordyn sells

the most beautiful person, with the best personality. she is kind, romantic, and hilarious. she loves to talk about things she loves, and gets excited over certain shows. she is so lovable, it’s easy to fall in love with her.

she is an amazing friend, and an even better lover.

(person 1) hey, have you talked to jordyn sells?
(person 2) yes, i became friends with her, but the second she talked to me i fell in love with her soul.

(person 1) yeah, that seems easy to do

by user13243546 December 26, 2021

Get selling pills

Get working in anyway, either selling pills or working a 9-5

When I get selling pills I’ma get my own yard g.

by Bigboxman January 25, 2022