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wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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Grimace Shake

A milkshake that if you drink it,you will “die”,also they’re made of blueberries,raspberries/strawberries,vanilla ice cream,and milk,if it’s well blended,top it with whipped cream,it is the milkshake we celebrated on grimace’s 52nd birthday
by Some guy you never know about October 22, 2023
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shake the bird

Different usage for “ruffle the feathers” or “ruffling my feathers.” Instead of ruffling someone’s feathers, shake the bird
Person A: My mom told me not to ruffle my teacher’s feathers, so instead I’m going to shake the bird
by lunadarlingdaring January 28, 2024
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crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."
by myrmadon December 16, 2011
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Smd(shaking my dick)

A term used when one is in the action of shaking their dick or getting their dick shaken. This term can also be used when disappointed with someone in how they performed sexually. This term may be taken offensively if used out of context.
Smd(shaking me dick) is fun

OR

Smd(shaking my dick) why would you do that?
by SuperBigDickWatson December 3, 2023
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Shaking pelvises

To intertwine genetilia.
"So are you going to be shaking pelvises with that woman after the movie?" Also used for yourself; "I am trying to get my pelvis shook!"
by Salty Sal November 20, 2018
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