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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
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National JaJu Day

The JaJu’s are a group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu’s UNITE!
Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
by JaJu’s forever November 24, 2019
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National Give Somebody a Hug Day

Me-Hey want a hug

Her-Why

Me-Because it’s national Give Somebody a hug day
by Gdog2006 November 24, 2019
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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019
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National Freak Month

December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.
Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.
by B00M3R November 28, 2019
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National Scramble Day

When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)
"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"
by the counil November 30, 2019
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National scream in your pillow day

National scream in your pillow day, when you feel sad, let it all out...
National scream in your pillow day. You get home from school, rejected by your crush on Dec 16. Let it out...
by Katethaturbanwriter December 16, 2019
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