A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.
Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.
by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024
Get the I don't wake up in the morning formug. The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
by Old American November 15, 2022
Get the china monday morningmug. this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
by lana rhodes November 1, 2019
Get the morning 4 nightmug. by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
Get the good morningmug. by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018
Get the michigan morningmug. Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.
Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.
by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022
Get the Typical Tuesday Morningmug. 