I was horny, and your granny offered it up, so I went Driving Miss Daisy. Said she liked it raw. Reminded her of her first prom night with 3 of the guys from the basketball team.
by WhaddaMuthaFkr November 07, 2023
| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|
A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 05, 2022
by Trixie Smith January 02, 2021
A maths WIZZ. Queen of the world 👑. Deserves her knighthood for being the best maths teacher alive. She is beautiful inside and out. To any miss Lawrence’s out there we love u with all our hearts Thankyou for my grade 9 😘
by Glittermagnet50036365272829193 June 19, 2023
Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.
Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
by GB0069 September 16, 2021
A major twat and the definition of a wanker.
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit
Is extremely self absorbed and loves to talk about kids going for a shit
by "Xavi" March 16, 2024