Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.
Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?
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Matt Bozo

The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.
I’m so happy to be eating dinner with Matt Bozo tonight.
by Mbt79 December 03, 2021
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matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
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Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020
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matt craig

"wow, did you see matt craig over there?"
"yes"
"how wouldyou describe him?"
"poggers"
by hottestgirl445 January 01, 2021
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matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
damn his penis was a matt baxter
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
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