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someone to the left of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the left of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.
Theres someone to the left of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.
by Tarferhal November 10, 2017
mugGet the someone to the left of memug.

Darren's left cheek

Darren's left cheek is an attention-seeking edgelord that is emo
Jack: Man, I hate life, I want to be edgy and cool
Lucas: You sound like Darren's left cheek rn
by kaden's daddy June 20, 2022
mugGet the Darren's left cheekmug.

left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
mugGet the left lane jackassmug.

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
mugGet the left-handed can openermug.

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
mugGet the Left Handed Dirty Bandagemug.

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents
I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car
by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020
mugGet the Left-over carmug.

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