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Jason

Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life
Jason is a super nice person
by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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jason

a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.
nobody fucking likes jason the dick head
by karkar101 April 21, 2025
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Jason

Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very “funny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around
Jason
by Believe1. February 10, 2024
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JASON

Jason is funny and weird.
by Cusco girl 👧 February 3, 2020
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