Jackson is an...interesting individual. Usually scared of MANY things. Now, he’s nice. He’ll do pretty much anything for you as long as it means that he won’t get punched in the face. He tall, kinda on the strong side, and more or less a nerd. He can say things like “sports? What’s that?”. He doesn’t like any type of sport that involves running or kicking a ball. He still is able to keep fit...vitamins. Wears glasses, has dark hair and eyes, and can most of the time be seen with a whole bottle of sun screen. He’ll say he hates the sun and the best thing for you to say to him is “the sun hates you too”. Does this make you a good person? Pfff...no. Will you have regrets? Of course not! You’ll both laugh it off and be best buds again. Jackson won’t drink...he just won’t do it. Unless of course he’s a “bad boi for life” then I suppose there’s the occasional drink. BUT we’re talking about the NERD Jackson...mr motorcycles and tattoos of his mom is going to have to wait. Anyways, Jackson’s are gentlemen. They’ll hold the door open for you and will do whatever they can to get you to notice them. If you’re friends with a Jackson, copy their homework when you have the chance...they’re always right (please don’t take advice from me...I’m a mistake of a potato). In the end, Jackson is a nerd. A caring, sensitive, good looking, nerd. But always know that Jackson will always have your back...if it means there’s no fighting.
Boy 1) oh hey look it’s jax! Let’s go talk to him...
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
Boy 2) I’m sure he’s a neanderthal
Jackson) Neanderthals were actually relatively smarter than Australopithecus or other cave men. They had a sense of community unlike others. This led up to homo sapiens (us) having a bigger sense of community and feelings for each other.
Boy 1 and 2) ...
Random potato) NERD
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A kid you should never once in youre life trust. You tell him one thing, he go tells the world.When you ask him to run yalls 1s he makes an excuse to not fight, most commonly used excuse,”i only fight if i have too”but then this lame kid starts messin with 6th graders that he knows he will win a fight against.
A kid you should never once in youre life trust. You tell him one thing, he go tells the world.When you ask him to run yalls 1s he makes an excuse to not fight, most commonly used excuse,”i only fight if i have too”but then this lame kid starts messin with 6th graders that he knows he will win a fight against.
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