shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.

Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?

by bmf85 December 6, 2022

Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

Meat shoot

Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.

The local BBC club loves having meat shoots on Thursday nights.

by KDigler February 3, 2018

Shoot

Shot with another O

Gun man used his shoot technique on the hero

by TockSaPill November 12, 2019

Egg Shoot

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!

by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007

Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol

Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol

by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017