survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration
Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"
by TsiLLarkaS May 17, 2015
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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 16, 2023
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cherry fist

The act of fisting someone in the ass when their ass starts to bleead, thus causeing the fister's fist to look like a cherry.
Bro, i was fisting so hard last night that i had a cherry fist.
by HornyBeast6969 July 18, 2017
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sad fist

I saw an emo kid writing bad poetry and I couldn't control my Sad Fist; it found his face like a poseur-seeking missile.
by omgmudkips August 06, 2010
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Brovine Bro Fist

The act of several bros cumming on one bros hand and then he clenches into a fist and artificially inseminates a woman.
Me and my bros all got together and brovine bro fisted my wife last night.
by Traelor Glitterstorm June 20, 2024
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crazy fists

goin rover with your fists
by p digglet November 29, 2009
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