SSD Drive

A misnomer for an SSD. 'SSD' stands for solid state drive, so calling it an 'SSD Drive' would be calling it a 'solid state drive drive'.
Adam: "Yo i just installed an SSD drive in my PC! It's so fast!"
Mark: "... you mean an SSD?"
Adam: "Yeah, the new SSD drive thingy, it makes it go so much faster!"
Mark: "The D in SSD already stands for 'drive', so why are you adding an extra 'drive' to the end? So you're installing a solid state drive drive to your PC?"
Adam: "uhm, i don't know. i just thought that was what it was called, just like an HDD drive."
Mark: "... HARD DISK DRIVE.... DRIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
by suburban__dictionary April 11, 2023
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Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.
We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.
by tedmosbysexarchitect December 28, 2021
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Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
by Loaft May 27, 2018
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Drives

To be sexy, fun, or otherwise work well
by oxfam July 07, 2022
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Driving test

Wanting to have sexual congress with an attractive female
" Fuck me! I wouldn't half mind taking Tasha for a driving test
by old queen June 02, 2019
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Drive into the woods

Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods
by Good b0ye January 21, 2022
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