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Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
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Camel bumps

When you have camel toe and also have goose bumps all over, including your pussy ( hence the term "camel bumps")
Did you see that porno with that really hot chick with big knockers?

Yea, she totally had camel bumps.
by Pussypumper69 May 11, 2014
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Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.
People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.
by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022
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Bottle Bumping

The action when one's self is ejaculating, into the females mouth.
by Average January 8, 2021
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Dick bump

Also known as penis bump, dick bump is when you bump your dicks together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... DICK BUMP!!

Let's do a dick bump!
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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titty sumo bump

When two large breasted females run at each other and bump titties in a sumo style.
I saw my friend Sam and was so happy we did a titty sumo bump.
by LITTLEDEER77 December 23, 2023
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