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brandon paxton

A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick
Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton
by WeAreDmf333 June 7, 2019
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OG Brandon

someone who loves bbc in their mouth
by OG Brandon November 28, 2023
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Brandon Wade

The cutest, most adorable, and most handsome guy in the universe.
"Brandon Wade finally let Natalie win the competition."
by LuckyLeprechaun4 April 10, 2021
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Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020
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brandon hs

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass
Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs
by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021
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Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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brandon quist

mann, that guy is one brandon quist!
by thisisnotbeverly November 7, 2011
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