Jason

Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.

Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’

by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020

Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

Jason

A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.

“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”

by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021

Jason

A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol

Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye

by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019

Jason

When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.

Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.

by Official duckgang January 7, 2022

Jason shiga

The best cartoonist of all time. Has created amazing books such as : Demon, Meanwhile, and Book hunter. we should all strive to be Jason Shiga

"hey I'm looking for a character name for my new comic"
"don't bother it will never be be as good as Jason Shiga's"
"..."
"name the character 'Jason Shiga is the best ' then"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 16, 2022

JASON

Someone who could be described as strange, weird, jarring, or lives on a council estate

You know that Cameron?

Yeh he’s a massive Jason

by Dodgeball October 15, 2022